This is why I don’t go to my high school reunions
Clerks is my favourite film of all time. I would never suggest that it is the highest quality film of all times but there is something about Clerks that has always struck a chord with me. Despite being a Rocky Horror fan, it isn’t generally my thing to see a film over and over again but Clerks is one of the few films that I put on and I feel at home. The characters in Clerks speak like my friends at that time spoke, I grew up in the state next to New Jersey and generally know the kind of people that existed in the world in which Clerks took place.
Through Clerks, I became such a Kevin Smith fan girl that on my last journey back over the Atlantic to visit my family in the Philly area, I took three of my UK based friends, who are also Kevin Smith fans, on a pilgrimage to Redbank (yes, we bought Gatorade from the Quick Stop). I have also been fortunate enough to attend two ‘Evenings with” sessions that Kevin Smith has done. One in Boston just before Mallrats came out and another some years later in London when he was over here promote Jersey Girl (which wasn’t AS bad as people say).
When I heard that they were making Clerks 2 I was like a little girl waiting for Christmas morning to finally arrive. It was made even worse by the traditional delay between films coming out in the United States and finally being released in the UK. I wanted to spend more time in the Clerks world and revisit two characters for which I had a great deal of affection. Clerks 2 was finally released in the UK this Friday and I went to see it this afternoon. Frankly, a big part of me wishes I hadn’t gone.

It started out well with Dante showing up to the Quick Stop and finding it on fire. For that brief moment I felt back in the Clerks universe but that sense of comfort was broken not long after when Dante and Randall turned up for their new jobs at Mooby Burgers. Perhaps it was a case of the characters feeling out of place but something just didn’t feel right from that point on. Out of nowhere, Randall lets us know that it is not only Dante’s last day on the job (despite that we haven’t seen him there at all) but that it is also his last day in New Jersey as he is getting married and moving to Florida. At this point I usually try not to say too much so that I don’t give away the ending but in reality there wasn’t really much of a plot so it is hard to really tell what ending I would be giving away.
However, with that said, it is true that the original Clerks didn’t have an overwhelming plot but what it lacked in plot it made up for as a character study and by having some of the best dialogue of a generation. For the majority of Clerks 2 I was trying to figure out what was missing that was keeping me from feeling a connection with the film like I had with the first and I didn’t really figure it out until about the last 10 minutes of the film. In those last ten minutes Kevin Smith finally had Dante and Randall deliver dialogue that was on par with that in Clerks. Not only did it feel like words that the characters I felt I knew so well would say but it took me back to the position they held in the world that had first allowed me - and thousands of others - to see a bit of myself in them. I also noticed that Clerks 2 lacked a good deal of the inside jokes that had been littered throughout the rest of the Jersey Trilogy (yes, I know they aren’t really a trilogy) that helped to created a sense of community amongst those who had seen them all. I came to the cinema to feel that way for a whole movie and instead I got barely enough of it to fit into two music videos.
Perhaps part of the problem is that when Kevin Smith first wrote Dante and Randall he pretty much was Dante and Randall. However, well over a decade later he lives on a different planet than the Dante and Randalls of this world. He deserves every moment of the successful life he now has because he did make the choice to shit or get off the pot. He simply doesn’t know what it is to be approaching his mid 30’s and not being anywhere near success. At one point I heard Kevin Smith say that he was leaving the Jay and Bob world behind because it was time for him to write about the world in which he now lived rather than where he used to live. The reception Jersey Girl had may have knocked him back a bit but I think that is the correct path for Kevin’s future work. I still hold him up as my favourite director and I will always love Clerks. I am just going to pretend that the last ten minutes or so of Clerks 2 was a dvd extra on Clerks X and forget about the rest of the film.









